The Whateverlah Blog

So on TV you get this version of the Guitar Hero World Tour Risky Business ad:

Which is kinda funny and whatever.

And then there’s this ‘director’s cut’ version with Heidi Klum:

I hate Brett Ratner. I hate him so much I want his job.

It makes me want to go out and buy ten gazillion guitars if only to have one of them played by Heidi like that.

Oh wait.. I already got the game.

Hrmph.

P.S. - you know what really sucks tho is that the song used in the commercials is not even IN the game. boo!

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I got two things I need to do to close out the academic portion before graduation. I kinda really need to get on that.

Maybe tomorrow.

Then I gotta figure out all the fun paperwork redtape I’ma gonna have to get done to be certified by the state of Indiana to teach.

Be afraid, be very afraid. I will soon be licensed to mold young minds. This could be dangerous.

Speaking of caesar, I could really do with a caesar salad right now. And for some reason, the chicken strips from Chick-Fil-A topping a caesar salad sounds mighty tasty. Hrrmm….

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Dear Prop 8 opposers - please remember that “do unto others…” should also be practiced and not just preached. So try not to beat up on old ladies while you hold your protests. Phyllis Burgess suddenly becomes the Prop 8 proponents’ poster girl, and it does nobody no good when the right-wing nut job conservatives point to instances like this and that of the lynched Palin effigy in WeHo to illustrate that the gays and those who support them are violent and crude.

Take the high road. Leave the drama at home or at the gym, you queens. Channel your anger and frustrations in grassroots movements to repeal this amendment in 2010.

The San Francisco Chronicle has this to say in its editorial:

This outcome shouldn’t stand. At the same time, those who oppose the ban should draw the line at excesses: curse-filled picket lines at churches, racial-tinged confrontations and personalized boycotts aimed at opponents of same-sex marriage. These actions deny civil rights, invite violence, and ignore the options that may restore same-sex unions. These tactics shouldn’t be tolerated, or allowed to become diversions from the central cause of restoring same-sex unions.

Don’t be asinine. Do unto others. Peace.

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makes me feel like:

Having to wait 4 weeks for the results makes me feel like:

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clearly i am filling blog space with Daily Show segments because I’m lazy. That and unreliable internet access lowers the motivation to blog.

You know what else is low? My humor threshold cause I lol’ed like hell watching this last night…

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Item #1: The speaker is utterly toothless in our parliament. MP Lim Kit Siang’s blog entry on some uncivilized behavior going unpunished while opposition MPs get kicked out for arbitrary infractions.

Item #2: Hooray for the continued enabling of racist bigots by other racists ignants — Warrior’s welcome for Ahmad Ismail of ‘pendatang’ infamy. If you don’t remember who this class act is, let me refresh your memory.

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OMG. Really? Fox News can really say shit like these are “off the record” and that there was a possibility this person was going to be VP?

Fuuuuck. Me.

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The approximate quote:

“If someone tied up my nuts like that you can be sure I’d buck like hell”.

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Last weekend in South Carolina a man fired 29 rounds off his AK-47 to protect himself from what he thought were robbers at his door.

It turns out there was a 12 year old and his father and a sibling trick or treating. The 12 year old boy died.

There is not one mention I can find about whether or not this gun is owned legally.

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because election news is urgh.

- USC can beat up the rest of their opponents like they way they thrashed UDub and they still won’t climb high enough in the BCS to play the championship game, not to mention OREGON STATE can still win out and beat USC to the Rose Bowl game.

- but that’s okay because I LOVED the way the Texas Tech RED RAIDERS rallied to beat TEXAS (!!!) in the final second of the game.

- but on the final turn of the final race of formula one my heart stopped… and TIMO GLOCK is now my least favorite person in the world for not being to hold on and keep LEWIS HAMILTON from a fifth-place finish and securing the world championship.

- but seriously, how awesome was that drive by SEBASTIEN VETTEL eh?

- on a final note: VOTE or STFU

- have a great Monday.

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I’ve been neglecting my Petronas ads!! I don’t have a favorite out of the three… but maybe it’s ’cause I’m all drugged up on nyquil.

See everything after the jump.
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me: I really don’t think a double headed dildo is the same as a strapless strap on.
other person: sometimes things have more than one name.
me:: right. like eskimo and snow.

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Greetings from Minneapolis, Minnesota. Home to the (original) Mighty Ducks, Macgyver and yes, Donnie Pfaster.

Pity UofM doesn’t have a library science program.

I’ll be back to Bumfuck, Indiana on Sunday.

Toodles till then.

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I’ve decided that toasted buns make up for mediocre burgers.

And decent burgers become fantastic when served between pieces of lightly toasted and buttered buns.

I am craving a good burger, can you tell?

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