Now that it’s getting around to the time where it starts to get colder than a witches tit (a metaphor that I’ve yet to completely grasp), I thought it’d be a good time to start thinking about keeping warm. And these USB powered gloves plugs in to a computer to keep your fingers warm.

How totally ingenius, except for the issue of portability.
I’m also in need of a new beanie since the idiot brother lost it in Beijing 2 years ago. Although the idea of a two in one beanie and earmuffs sounds like a good idea, Ijust don’t think I’m too wild about the Princess Leia look:

But if that’s your thang, here are the knitting instructions.
TheGuy has an electric motorcycle jacket that plugs in and keeps the wearer warm.
Earmuffs are a little lacking at Target this year.