Monthly Archives: August 2007

The deflowering of virgins, and the visitation of Aunt Flo

A thought occurred to me that took my breath away in its obviousness. Picture the following. In the established fashion, a young bride gets married, and at the end of the evening gets taken upstairs, gets undressed, has sex with … Continue reading

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oh snap! embeddable maps!

So liek I was clicking on Google Maps and discovered that you can now embed maps on your website: View Larger Map Sweet or what? Also, just read that the latest version of Google Earth can be used to stargaze. … Continue reading

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Natalia Imbruglia and mime does Torn

I may have shown the original version of the guy doing his ‘deaf karaoke’ bit but this is so much cooler cause Ms. Imbruglia is good natured enough to team up with him to perform the song:

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who writes these?? aka no shit, sherlock

Pardon my orneriness. A short news item in The Star re: Gwen’s performance in KL ended with – “Judging from the response from her audience, they were thrilled”. I… uh.. what? (This’ll be the standard response heretoforth to asinine — … Continue reading

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i haff internets

and i’m making up for lost time. blazing thru all my links and now I share another cartoon from XKCD (last mentioned on this blog here): I’m a geek. There’s really no way around that one.

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blooming-fu*kin-ton yo!

Yup. I’ve returned. I am bored out of my mind. I have to write the rest of that Order of the Phoenix pseudo review, don’t I?

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Handling Gwen

conversation between brother and myself. I’m ‘football…’ 867-5309….damn you Tommy Tutone says: so did u read about the gwen stefani thingy? football season almost here says: what’s the latest? 867-5309….damn you Tommy Tutone says: apparently she will be wearing “malaysian-themed” … Continue reading

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Zefram Cochrane, get ye to work!

Scientists breaks speed of light. Right, next thing we’ll be needing are replicators, a holodeck, and tight uniforms that ride up your butt; then we’re all set to send off the trekkie nerds into space.

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as we edge closer to 50

Patrick Teoh says: How to be patriotic!!! I cringe every time some dumb ass clowns with a YB prefix tries to tell me HOW I should show my love for the country of my birth. In response to this Star … Continue reading

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I’ll tell you all!

My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is: Lucius Malfoy kills Hermione in a very sexy scene Get your Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom Bwahahahaha!

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uh yeah

Just havent felt like blogging lately. I do really have a couple more things to say about OotP. In time…

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HP – Order of the Phoenix movie thoughts, part 1(?)

(This post is a few days late. Yeah, what can I say. Merde happens. Kumquat, I didn’t read your thots on the movie till I finished this. So. -ed) Right. So fuck a proper review. Here’s my free form prose … Continue reading

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