I am trying to avoid Walmart (and Kmart and Target and just about every other grocery place) for the next couple weeks. But I found myself having to make a run for neccessities, so I had to brave the hordes of freshman and their parents taking over Bloomington. And in there in one of the food aisles I overheard:
Father: You could get milk and keep it in the fridge you know?
Incoming Freshman: *mumbling something unintelligible*
Surely, surely I had missed something, the beginning of the conversation perhaps. Regardless, that kept me amused the whole time while dodging trolleys.
Target is selling bath caddies in their bargain bin section. I was like, “why would I need a bath caddy? Wait. Oh.”
Freshman #1 to Freshman #2: “That (purple top with silver spangles) would look so cute with your (flaming orange) hair!”
Sure, if it’s a Halloween costume.
(parentheses mine.)