it’s all solemnized and shizzz

So now that business hours are over in California, I’m allowed to tell the world that NIK IS NOW A MARRIED BITCH.

This is, by far, the best Hitchin Homos Watch of Whateverlah.Com announcement ever. Ever. Only sad part is that I couldn’t be there. It’s like the third wedding – maybe even the fourth – that I want to be at but cannot. Really, people.. every single one of you reading this, why can’t you ever schedule your happy day around me, huh?

Which reminds me – if you’re registered in California please vote NO on Prop 8 on your ballot this November. kthxbai.

Oh wait — I got funny bits of conversation to share… cause you know… Nik and I… it’s incredibly easy for us to engage in absurd convos.

Me: (after getting the “we’re getting married” spiel) That’s great!! So, this is kinda short notice, huh? Who’s gonna be there? I mean, as a witness.
Him: Oh yea.. see, I’m still trying to find someone. I didn’t realise you had to have a witness.
Me: Dude. Even Vegas marriages require a witness.. what makes you think–
Him: I thought they provided you with one!
Me: ….. This is awesome. I wonder how many others didn’t know. I should be out there with a sign, “Witness for Hire”. 20 bucks per couple. I’d make a pretty penny.

and

Him: So when are you… I mean, do you have plans to come out?
Me: …. Uhm, what?
Him: Here. Come out HERE to LA.
Me: Well you didn’t specify!! But fine, I’ll come out as not-gay-not-straight-no-bi-not-trans-not-anything during National Coming Out Week.
Him: I think we’re *in* national coming out week.
Me: Oh…