hits and misses

How do you go from this:

to this:

 
Mariska has a hard on for Carolina Herrera dresses. She tends to wear Herrera to award shows. (I mean, how else do you think this fashion idiot knows who Carolina Herrera is.)

But this White House Correspondents Dinner outing is not a good one for the Herrera/Hargitay combo…  I keep thinking she should stuff it all back into whatever pillow she ripped open. Or, you know, tell that dress to quit molting.