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ok, now what do I do?

The episode Zebras in a nutshell, on AIM earlier:

Me: I’m going to teach that bitch to ride the subway
she thinks her blue blooded ass is too good for a subway seat

D: lol

Me: i’ll show her
ALEX FUCKING CABOT
YOU RIDE A SUBWAY WHEN THEY NEED YOUR KICK ASS BUTT

D: I think I fell in love with Liz

Me: oh welcome to teh family

D: you didnt hear that

Me: actually, we’re grieving the loss of Ryan

So. Amanda Green? What do I have to do to get you to write most if not all of season 11? Because… I realise the show is unsalvageable but it’d be great if the series didn’t implode in itself. You know I think you rock – I even concurred on Twitter with Mick Betancourt when he said you are the shit

I’m sorry you had to write with Dan Truly, but for the most part Zebras was a good story. You (and Truly) even made me feel sorry for Bing Bang Bong Boy. But only juuust a little since he killed Ryan O. Where am I going to get my tech luvin now?

And Alex Cabot was stuck in traffic and couldn’t make it to arraignment court to duke it out with Liz Donnelly? Much sadness there, let me tell you. I’m still waiting on my Liz/Alex showdown.

Next season, people. It’s a small chance… because silly Dick will probably want a new ADA. FAIL. But here’s a scenario that could happen – the DA will promote Cabot to Sex Crimes Bureau Chief and I can enjoy the moments where she schools the new ADA. Yea. I could totally live with that. Leave me to my delusions.

(so what the hell, y’all – go sign the Keep Stephanie March / Alex Cabot on SVU Petition. Sheesh.)

One Response to “ok, now what do I do?”

  1. June 4th, 2009 at 12:05 pm

    Esther (Teh) says:

    Yep. That traffic thing was really unbelievable. I was like.. “WTF, trafic? Couldn’t they come up with a better hidea? ¬¬’”
    But anyway… I didn’t like the episode very much, but there were some good pieces… But I thought Liv was really out of character. She didn’t seem like her.
    And yes. Stuckey ALMOST made me feel sorry for him. But then I got really, really angry.
    But I still don’t think it was a proper season finale.

    I expect a better 11th season because the 10th pregnant-teens-crazy-birdie-measles-child-and-wanna-be-raped season was not good. At all. :/

    ^^/

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