Went to mall and saw these gems.
First off, at IKEA’s everything-and-thekitchen-sink section — make sure you read the entire thing:

Next, at Carrefour:

If you think I don’t have at least two jokes about “underware” and “packing” you don’t know me
Just feel syok, just browsing around. Anyway, just to say hi so that you know I got come here.