The words Stephanie March and White House all together in one sentence gets me all a twitter. So even though Smarch wasn’t at the White House or doing anything White House-y, I’m excited to report sightings of the erstwhile Best-ADA-on-SVU-ever was at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.
That dress is all kinds of unfortunate.
Wish I had more to report. The only thing I know for sure is that Smarch spoke to a CNN guy, a AC360 guy, and this is what he has to say:
“I talked with that former Law and Order prosecutor/actress, Stephanie March, some. She was friendly, but seemed to get a little irritated when after everything she said I went, ‘DUH-DUNHT!’” [Source]
Everybody thinks they’re funny after the Correspondents’ Dinner…
The title to your blog post: so true! Sad, and true. That dress – a chapter from the non-bestseller: “How to make a really beautiful person look not pretty at all, and actually quite silly.”
Overheard at my place:
“Hey, look, her boob-tape is showing!”
“Nope. That’s the stupid dress.”
“Could she look more like she has no boobs at all?”
“Nope. That’s the stupid dress.”
[About a different shot in that photo series.]“You think she’s drunk? She looks like it.”
“Yup. Free booze. You know, Steph likes her free booze.”
“Good. So maybe nobody will notice the stupid dress.”
Hey! Look what I found:
http://stephanie-march.com/photos/displayimage.php?album=193&pos=2
Steph’s been busy this weekend.. Well, she’s still insisting on using that silly way of posing that looks like she needs to pee, but that dress is a tad better.
A tad, because she doesn’t look silly and actually quite hot (could also be the absence of Bobby).
But, only a tad, because the dress looks like a mummy wrapping made from chain mail – that, or self-knit.
She needs a new pair of shoes. Not that I’ve been noticing or anything….