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This is a special edition of the “Hitching Homos Watch of Whateverlah.Com”.

Yesterday/today, depending on where you live, following its Supreme Court ruling about three weeks ago, Iowa began issuing marriage licenses to same sex couples.

And the world did not come to an end. Much to the chagrin of a few nitwits, I bet.

The New York Times reports: “The large, angry protests some had imagined never materialized in this city [Des Moines], the state’s most populous. Neither did the crowds of couples from all over the nation that some feared might create a carnival-like atmosphere captured in earlier images from other places.”

First, Indiana turns blue, now Iowa is more progressive than California. What’s next?

So now that business hours are over in California, I’m allowed to tell the world that NIK IS NOW A MARRIED BITCH.

This is, by far, the best Hitchin Homos Watch of Whateverlah.Com announcement ever. Ever. Only sad part is that I couldn’t be there. It’s like the third wedding – maybe even the fourth – that I want to be at but cannot. Really, people.. every single one of you reading this, why can’t you ever schedule your happy day around me, huh?

Which reminds me – if you’re registered in California please vote NO on Prop 8 on your ballot this November. kthxbai.

Oh wait — I got funny bits of conversation to share… cause you know… Nik and I… it’s incredibly easy for us to engage in absurd convos.

Me: (after getting the “we’re getting married” spiel) That’s great!! So, this is kinda short notice, huh? Who’s gonna be there? I mean, as a witness.
Him: Oh yea.. see, I’m still trying to find someone. I didn’t realise you had to have a witness.
Me: Dude. Even Vegas marriages require a witness.. what makes you think–
Him: I thought they provided you with one!
Me: ….. This is awesome. I wonder how many others didn’t know. I should be out there with a sign, “Witness for Hire”. 20 bucks per couple. I’d make a pretty penny.

and

Him: So when are you… I mean, do you have plans to come out?
Me: …. Uhm, what?
Him: Here. Come out HERE to LA.
Me: Well you didn’t specify!! But fine, I’ll come out as not-gay-not-straight-no-bi-not-trans-not-anything during National Coming Out Week.
Him: I think we’re *in* national coming out week.
Me: Oh…

I would be remiss if I didn’t publish a Hitchin Homos Watch of Whateverlah.Com (or HHoWWc) today, a day where hundreds of the gays are getting married up and down the state of Gomor– err California.

This post is brought to you vis-a-vis an IM session:

me: george takei is going to have the most kick ass wedding ever

other person: like, eVAH

me: dude, ever EVAH
his best man is Chekov

other person: i KNOW IT

me: and maid matron of honor is Uhura
bastard
i now have to go make a hitchin homos post

other person: wtf
$70 to get married in west hollywood
$110 to get married in Mpls??

me: HAHAHAHA
oh you know, eventho gay marriage is legal
it’s not recognized for immigration

other person: what you expect?
it’s the immigration lag
they took how long to get the state to pass a gay marriage law?
immigration law is federal
that’s going to take a while.

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Previous HHoWWc news:
- viva la Spain, again
- I pronounce you: man and man
- yet another hitchin-homos post
- ‘nother homo to get hitched

It was just a couple days ago I was musing about the good life in Spain and today I read on Towleroad about a couple of Spanish military men tying the knot.

The civil wedding ceremony was held at the town hall and there were about 100 in attendance. Best of all the mayor of Seville officiated the ceremony. Mayor Alfredo Sánchez Monteseirín said, “This is not just your wedding. You symbolize millions of people who are not here and suffer from homophobia. The city will protect your rights.”

*sniff, sniff* Baby steps. Baby steps, y’all.
This post has been proudly brought to you by the Hitchin Homos Watch of Whateverlah.Com.

Previous HHoWWc news:
- I pronounce you: man and man
- yet another hitchin-homos post
- ‘nother homo to get hitched

Another set of guys going matrimonial brought to you by the Hitchin-Homos Watch of Whateverlah.com or HHoWWc, pronounced ‘HUH-ho-wok’.

Just learned from Towleroad that Darren Hayes, formerly of Savage Garden, has married last month in the UK. The lucky guy is some dude named Richard.

I am now picturing these girls in pinafore, some of the girls I went to school with, being devastated by this news; playing I Knew I Loved You over and over again, crying about another one who’s joined the other team.

Previous HHoWWc news:
- yet another hitchin-homos post
- ‘nother homo to get hitched

I know they’re both Mounties but which one’s the mountee and the other, the mounter?

Feel free to tell me to keep my day job.

*actually, I only have one other but it seemed like alot before I fact checked. heh.

Stephen Gately To Tie The Knot
Stephen Gately, openly gay singer from the now-defunct Irish boy band Boyzone, has announced that he plans to enter into a civic partnership. Newindpress.com reports that Gately, inspired by Elton John’s recent nuptials, will have a ceremony with his partner, Andy Crowles, in his hometown of Dublin later this year. John introduced the two and will be a guest of honor at the event. Gately and Crowles had a ceremony in Las Vegas in 2003.

(via Advocate.com)

Stephen Gately… gay… seriously? Damn, I really missed the bus on this one.