Category Archives: Mulderisms and Scullyisms Special Collection

July 24th – One more day until premiere of TXF: I WANT TO BELIEVE! This is the last feature on the Mulderisms and Scullyisms Special Collection. Thank you for playing. Episode: The X-Files: Fight The Future (movie) Mulder: Maybe we … Continue reading →

July 23rd Episode: E.B.E. Scully: Those lights the driver saw may have been swamp gas. Mulder: Swamp gas??? Scully: It’s a natural phenomenon in which phosphene and methane rising from decaying organic matter ignite, creating globes of blue flame. Mulder: … Continue reading →

July 22nd Episode: DETOUR Scully: You ever thought seriously about dying? Mulder: Yeah, once, when I was at the Ice Capades.

July 21st – Another Monday Two-fer! Episode: TOOMS Mulder: If there’s an ice tea in that bag, could be love. Scully: Must be fate, Mulder. Root beer. — Episode: IRRESISTIBLE Mulder: Well, some people collect salt and pepper shakers. Fetishists … Continue reading →

July 20th Episode: HUMBUG Dr. Blockhead: Did you know that through the protective Chinese art of Ti Bu Shan you can train your testicles to draw up into your abdomen? Mulder: Oh, I’m doing that as we speak.

July 19th – wow we’re in part 10 of the series. w00t. Episode: DIE HAND DIE VERLETZT Scully: Mulder, toads just fell from the sky! Mulder: Guess their parachutes didn’t open.

July 18th Episode: HOME Mulder: There some secret farmer trick to get these things moving? Scully: I don’t know… Baa-ram-ewe! BAA-RAAM-EEEWE!!!! Mulder: Yeah, that’ll work.

July 17th Episode: CONDUIT Mulder: This is the essence of science – ask an impertinent question, and you’re on your way to a pertinent answer.

July 16th Episode: EVE Mulder: One girl was just abducted. Scully: Kidnapped. Mulder: Po-tay-toe, po-tah-toe.

July 15th Episode: SQUEEZE Scully: Oh my God, Mulder. It smells like… I think it’s bile. Mulder: Is there any way I can quickly get it off my finger without betraying my cool exterior?

July 14th – A Monday Twofer to get your week started Episode: QUAGMIRE Scully: Nature’s calling. I think we should pull over soon. Mulder: Did you really have to bring that thing? Scully: You wake me up on a Saturday … Continue reading →

July 13th Episode: THE ERLENMEYER FLASK Scully: Okay, Mulder, but I’m warning you – if this is monkey pee, you’re on your own.

July 12th Episode: WAR OF THE COPROPHAGES Scully: The very idea of intelligent alien life is not only astronomically impossible, but at it’s most basic level downright anti-Darwinian. Mulder: Scully … what are you wearing?

July 11th Episode: PIPER MARU Scully: … they know they could drop you in the middle of the desert and tell you the truth is out there and you’d ask them for a shovel. Mulder: That’s what you think of … Continue reading →

July 10th Episode: EXCELSIUS DEI Mulder: Whatever tape you found in that VCR, it isn’t mine. Scully: Good, because I put it back in that drawer with all the other tapes that aren’t yours.