Category Archives: Sports

Do you know why November is the best month of the football season? I mean, besides the fact that Pete Carroll has an invincibility charm subscription for the month – the guy is 23-0 in November, it has to be … Continue reading →

Arkansas LSU game is going into overtime. The Razorbacks and their coach, Houston Nutt, are doing an incredible job staying in the game against the nation’s number one team. Dude, I’ve said it all season long, this is the best … Continue reading →

11:24pm – pressure on the passing game, check. play action and roll out Booty, check. non-dunderhead play calling, check. Wow, this team almost semi resembles the previous SC teams I used to know. Needs moar!!! 10:14pm – sacks are good, … Continue reading →

I quote the undergrad cavemen sitting near me, “Dude, these seats are SICK!” And so they were. Hoosiers hosted Chattanooga tonite. I don’t reckon I’ll ever get seats as awesome as the ones this evening (in fact, I’m certain that … Continue reading →

Dear Coach Carroll, It’s November. You know what to do. Thanks. Sincerely, a trojan

Trinity University beats Millsaps with a last minute (I mean, it did take an entire minute) 15 laterals play from their own 39 yard line with *2 seconds* left on the game clock. I have to disagree with those calling … Continue reading →

God damn, Notre Lame – those are ugly uniforms! Also, do you guys not have lawnmowers in South Bend? That’s not a football field; send in the cows for grazing!!! EDIT: Evidence of throwback jersey ugliness. 70s fashion, even for … Continue reading →

Apparently tickets are “selling like hot cakes” for the tennis event that exists to create as much irony in my life as possible: “There are about 12,000 seats for each of the matches and only about 5% of tickets are … Continue reading →

France beat New Zealand 20-18 at the Rugby World Cup. I commiserate with the entire Kiwi nation. Kimi Raikkonen wins the China F1 GP and Lewis Hamilton lost an opportunity to seal the championship race by spinning out halfway in … Continue reading →

…. A very uncouth exclamation. Don’t even read it.

I forgot to bringed the camera to what was possibly my one and only football game this season. The day was sunny and warm – not the greatest football weather; not enough breeze. But that didn’t stop me from having … Continue reading →

So. Purdue hands Notre Dame their fifth straight loss of the season today, beating them 33-19. I hope this means people with ND-USC tickets will be looking to get rid of them.

It was a 4-0 victory for Brazil in the semifinals of the Womens World Cup. (yes, I was dying to use that headline)

Pac 10 football kicks off this weekend. USC will play Washington State. Will I get to see it? No. Why? ‘Cause programming geniuses in ABC think that more people would want to watch unranked Iowa play at Wisconsin on primetime … Continue reading →

Per Raul’s request I’ve tried to avoid blogging about college football altogether because of the likelyhood that i might jinx you-know-which-team. But it’s been difficult to not think of things to say in regards to the sport in the last … Continue reading →